Geek come-ons & pickup lines

Cheesy guys have always used tacky come-ons to pick up ladies. I am sure there are some in latin, traded in some long-lost Roman version of “Capt. Billy’s Whiz-Bang“. Geeks, though, have never done well in this department. Sure, we think about it all the time, but usually geek success can be measured by a formula like p=1-\frac{1}{g}, where p is the chance of successfully hooking up with the gender of said geek’s choice, and g is just how nerdy the particular geek is (1 being maximally geeky).

I believe the problem is that there aren’t many come-ons for geeks. There aren’t. Can you think of one? There are a lot of mundane ones…

  • Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
  • Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.

I have been trying to come up with some for geeks to use, but have only managed one. Here it is:

“Baby, you must be in version control, because I’ve been checking you out all night.”

If you have another, feel free to throw it in the comments.
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8 Responses to Geek come-ons & pickup lines

  1. Calophi says:

    I was looking around at geek pick up lines and found this one, which amuses me:

    “You must’ve been made by Intel to be that hot!”


  2. Hey baby, do you like curry? Cuz, I’ve been thinking of putting my function in your function.

    Hey, I hope you don’t like rubies, cuz I’ve got a Python for you.

    And on a somewhat related note, my yo’ mama:
    – Yo’ mama is so ultra wide and scuzzy, she can take 68 pins between her legs.

  3. Calophi says:

    Ah haha.

    Nerdy/scientific sex positions

    I wish there was a way for you to allow images for approved users so I could just insert it instead of linking. There might be one but it’d take some digging I bet.

    • admin says:

      Just for your information, it is trivial to do. WordPress has a file called kses.php which handles filtering out allowed/unallowed tags. It is just necessary to add img and the attributes which are allowed on it for the filter to permit those.